Guard Demotivational Poster
SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!
HONOR GUARD -
ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore
DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!
EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated
IMPERIAL GUARD - Because fancy armor and genetic augmentation is for pussies!
NATIONAL GUARD - Because not everyone can be a real soldier.
REMEMBERANCE - On Memorial Day, something on which we can ALL agree.
GUARD DOGS - Holy shit.
GAME OVER INSURGENTS! - SFC. "game face" UTTERBACH is coming, and HELL is coming With HIM!!
EXTREME CROSSING GUARD - YOU, SHALL NOT, PASS!!!
FIRE FIGHTING - Screw this!! FIX BYONETS!
KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -
marriage advice #11 -
HEY BABY -
"AIR ASSAULT!!" - Either I'm getting "older" or the recruits are getting "YOUNGER!"
VOLUNTEER LIFE GUARD - Budget cuts aside, perhaps a younger person would be a better choice.
I'M NOT THAT KIND OF ANGEL -
CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!
COOLNESS - No! BRO! in order 2B COOL! You have to "POP" Your collar
THE AIRFORCE - Guarding nuclear launch codes
Palace Guard -
GRAND BARGAIN - Swap for a soda pop
NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.
CANADIAN COMBINED TRAINING EXERCISE -
WORST... - Job... EVER!
AWESOMENESS - MOM! Look how awesome I am, and i don't even shave yet!
A FACE - Only a "MUJAHID" could love.
Coast Guard -
IT'S TRUE - You Can Stand At Attention For A Long Time !!
FRIENDSHHIP - it's not important who's your friend, but how they can help you
HAPPY-NOW? - I told you to stop flushing those baby-wipes down the toilet. I said the plumbing couldn't take it!!
SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.
GUARDIAN ANGELS -
H E L P!! S A V E M E!! - Forgot the water wings again
COAST GUARD OFF OF KODIAK - Just a few miles of coastline to protect
KNIFE KILL! - The fun loving mascot. Wait until he meets the kids!
NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!
PERSONAL COURAGE - STRIKE NOW! Specialist! The "NCOIC", like all Soulless Beasts, must be killed in his sleep!
JOINT FOOT PATROL - Here we see Marines and Airmen doing it Yo! Airman don't bunch up like that! Maintain your fields of fire!
CAC-CARD - SCORE! I found mine, WHEW! the D-FAC is closing soon! And it's FAJITA-FRIDAYS!
SMOKE DETECTORS - Check your batteries B4 Your batteries check you!
E-TOOL - I'm going 2 grab one, and knock that thing off yer head! B4 it nests and lays eggs in yer ears!
I AM SMILING! - Sgt. (BOTOX) WHITE
WTF - Black guys never smile for pictures!
GOING NATIVE - Don't do it sir! Stay with us! You dance with the one that brought you! Don't go into the light!
INTEGRITY - To do the right thing! Even when the NCOIC isn't looking.
SHAY-SHAY'S FOOT PATROL - Oh yeah the wars a little-bit different for her. It's good to be the QUEEN.
"Pet Owners" -
in goes the good air -
Bobbi Kristina -